.comment: Without a Parachute
Flaky Bad, Not Flaky Good

Dennis E. Powell
Sunday, February 4, 2001 11:58:22 AM
It can't have
escaped your notice that computing has gotten really weird in
a lot of ways. Flaky. And not the adorable flaky that we used to
encounter in dandy fringe efforts like Brown Bag Software's
Mindreader text editor (which attempted to guess what you were typing
and complete the word, not unlike the URL completion stuff we now see
which, like Mindreader, also is of no particular use). No, flaky in a
different way. Do an experiment: Pick a semi-serious cable television
channel -- CNN, CNBC, A&E -- and during an hour's viewing count
the number of computer-related advertisements: Hardware, software,
online brokerages, things that aren't especially clear as to purpose
but that are clearly computer-related, such as that odd Novell ad
with the tropical fish and David Bowie. Toothpaste ads that list a
website don't count. Even so, you'll find that half the ads or better
have to do with computing.
(Computer
advertisements have had a long and distinguished history of being too
goofy for words. Why it is that computer hardware and software
companies hire ad agencies that are allergic to telling people what
the product is, what it does, and why you might want to buy it is a
mystery. Remember the old Wang ads in which the camera spastically
moved all around the room, while the voices spoke in terms
practically nobody understood? Those set the standard, and since then
companies have paid for the utterly useless broadcast of even more
disconnected messages.)
Note, too, that
none of the ads have anything to do with Linux. Nor, for the most
part, directly with Microsoft, save for their current advertising
campaign about the reliability of their server products (which came
just as their own Web system got trashed. Microsoft first offered the
excuse that Microsoft itself can't figure out its own software; later
they admitted that they'd gotten hammered by a DDoS attack). The lack
of Linux ads is actually a good sign, I think. It means there's still
hope.
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