If Microsoft Sold Office Furniture
Any Color You Want, As Long As It's Black

Kenneth Hess
Thursday, April 30, 2009 12:57:47 PM
A salesperson walks into your office today and tells you that you have to buy a new,
pre-built, expensive desk for every one of your employees. You have to buy a new desk
today and replace it every three to five years. Additionally, there are no options for
the desk and you may not alter it in any way - one desk is all we make and you have to
buy it from us. You see, you don't really own the desk; you're simply purchasing a
license to use the desk. Chairs are sold separately and we have the corner on the market
for chairs that are 100 percent compatible with the desk. The chairs are also very
expensive.
Does that sound like a scenario in which you wish to participate? Preposterous, you
say? Is it? Now, what if I told you that you do have a choice of desks? In fact,
just across the street from your office is an entire mall filled with desks and chairs
from which to choose. Here's the exciting part: The desks in that mall are all free.
That's right, free. Take as many as you want. You want chairs? They're free too. If you
want to customize your desk - or even build one from scratch - you can. What's stopping
you? Go pick up your free desks and chairs.
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I'm feeling your reluctance to load up on those free desks and chairs. What's the
problem? Do you believe that there's something wrong with those desks because they're
free? The free desks and chairs are just as good as the expensive one, plus they're
customizable down to the most minute detail.
If you're like most, you'll opt for the "one size fits none" expensive desk. Having
choices, even if the other choices are free, often doesn't make it any easier to choose.
Sometimes it's a "follow the crowd" mentality. For example, if your insurance company,
family physician, elementary school and engineering company all bought the expensive
desks, who are you to go in some other direction? A mind of your own is a terrible thing
to waste.
Who cares if, while using your expensive desk, you occasionally have to open all the
drawers and reclose them for the desk to work properly. Again, it's what everyone else
bought and it's good enough for him or her, so why should you go to the trouble of
learning how a new desk works or messing about with some new-fangled chair? After all, if
something goes terribly wrong with the desk, you only have to call the manufacturer and
someone will fix it, right?
Wrong.
The desk manufacturer assumes no responsibility for the workmanship or the maintenance
of your desk. That's left to independent businesses or individuals who'll charge you to
fix the desk. The manufacturer releases semi-annual patch kits to fix any anomalies you
find with your desk. However, there are numerous manufacturer freebies: Cute drawer
handles, holographic arm rest decals and fun paperweights to make your desk-using
experience more enjoyable.
One word of caution: You should make nightly copies of all your desk's contents and
store them in a larger, more expensive desk that no one uses. Yes, you have to buy a
chair with that desk too. Don't become too attached to your current desk (now that you
have it arranged just as you want) - you have to upgrade to a newer, heavier and better
version in a couple of years. Not to worry, if the new one is so cumbersome and unstable
that your productivity slows to a crawl, the manufacturer will have a better version in a
couple of years for you to buy. You'll buy it and again you'll be just like everyone
else.
Ken Hess is a freelance writer who writes on a variety of open source topics
including Linux, databases, and virtualization. You may reach him through his web site at
http://www.kenhess.com.
Article courtesy of Serverwatch.com