The Learned Helplessness of Windows
Fear and Loathing

Emery Fletcher
Monday, December 14, 2009 12:04:32 PM
They fear and avoid the software equivalent of
pliers, because they have a rudimentary understanding that such pliers
have to be used in the right way on the right thing. The very way
Linux is made, pliers have been carefully built into the system,
always easily accessible to repair minor glitches. This can be deeply
unsettling to someone accustomed to the Learned Helplessness of
Windows.
Manufacturers make the sealed compressor of a refrigerator off limits
to tinkerers like me. I respect that – it is probably easier,
cheaper, and even more efficient to make it a unit rather than an
assembly of replaceable parts. But Windows is a somewhat different
story. Microsoft does its level best to make the OS a sealed unit,
but I suspect their motive in doing so is to assure the system remains
fully proprietary.
Let's push the analogy still further: even the refrigerator mechanic
can't fix the compressor. He can replace it and recharge the system,
but he too is forbidden to break the seal. Even most certified
Windows technicians seldom go much beyond things like reinstalling the
OS and restoring the programs, because there's no real way to alter
the deepest core system without breaking it. Microsoft is all too
aware of the fact that it would be dangerous to the survival of their
system if powerful tools to alter it were widely available. The vast
throngs who use their product seem to accept that – apparently they
are just as happy to be spared the necessity of learning how to use
pliers.
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"Linux Is For Geeks", the refrain goes. Fighting words, to many
people, and in many respects a gross overstatement. But anything
resembling the efficient use of Linux is, if not for geeks, at least
for people willing to learn how to use pliers, willing to make some
minimal effort toward their own daily enjoyment and survival in the
digital world.
It would certainly be possible to construct a sealed-up form of Linux
with a fixed array of immutable programs, with an encrypted equivalent
of sudo taught in deepest secrecy only to Sworn Master Techs, and
marketed with a lifetime guarantee that nothing in it would ever be
changed. With that assurance, some people would probably leap at the
chance to use it for its stability and permanence, and they would be
thrilled. Until, of course, the pesky outside world came up with
something more modern – if only slightly – and then the stability
would become an anchor holding them back as other systems, users, and
businesses outran them in the rush toward the future.
That's why it makes no sense to complain that "Linux has too many
distros". Linux is not monolithic. Some distros are built for
endurance, others for flexibility. Ubuntu alone has both Long Term
Support versions and six-month releases, all of which are updated
whenever it's appropriate – no such thing as monthly Patch Tuesdays.
Whenever they choose, Linux users can get out the pliers, tune up
their version to the newest standards, and stay in the computing
forefront. In many ways, Linux is not so much rushing toward the
future as defining it.
So will Linux ever overtake Windows in market share? Not until the
market learns to use pliers.
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