The StartX Files: Word to the Wise: StarOffice 6 Beta
A Mean Chicken Cordon Bleu

Brian Proffitt
Monday, October 8, 2001 12:24:50 AM
It is a widely known fact that I like to cook, at least among my
friends. I would not say I was the best cook in my little Midwestern
clique, but I would hope that people liked to come over to our house
and eat the dishes I try out on them. I can whip up an excellent
mushroom and wild rice pilaf and I make one darn fine chicken cordon
bleu with baby peas and a mornay sauce that can't be beat.
While you are sitting there salivating, I should point out that my
love of cooking does lead to one of my worst pet peeves: the changing
of packaging. Sometime in the 1980s, U.S. food makers decided to
begin subtly altering the packaging and distribution of their
products. Newer, flashier cans and boxes were introduced to tantalize
the taste buds of American consumers. This is no big surprise, of
course, marketing folks do this all the time. What was the big (and
very unpleasant) surprise was the fact that the amounts of the
contents for these new containers were shrinking.
In the good old days, for example, you could easily but a can of
vegetables that had 16 ounces of, well, vegetables in them. For
Americans, 16 oz. is a nice round number, since it equates to two
cups. But without changing the size of the can, the food makers have
reduced the amount of food within these containers. So now we get
sizes like 14.5 oz, 15 oz., or (my personal favorite) 15.25
ounces--depending on which type of food you buy.
This insanity is not such a big deal if you are opening a can of
green beans and nuking it for a dinner side dish. But if you have a
recipe that calls for two cups of green beans, what the hell are you
supposed to do with 14.5 ounces?
(And before all you metric-using readers start jumping on my case
about the arrogant Americans who won't get off the old British system,
you can just take a step back. Few of these new sizes equate to an
easy-to-use metric measurement either, unless you know of a recipe
that actually calls for 410.35 grams of green beans.)
Is all repackaging a bad thing? Of course not. But whenever the
packaging for a product, be it food or anything else, care should be
taken to see that the product itself has not been radically altered
under the new glitz and glitter.
Or, in the case of the new StarOffice 6.0 beta, the product's new
packaging isn't mistaken for a new product.
StarDesktop Takes a Powder
If I had ever taken a poll on the things potential StarOffice users
hated the most, I would be willing to bet that the StarDesktop, Star
Division's and (later) Sun's all-encompassing GUI for StarOffice would
rank very high in that poll's results. I would also be willing to bet
that the slow speed and the resource-hogging of the single huge binary
of StarOffice would also be high on that same list.
With the release of the new 6.0 beta, it appears that Sun as taken
care of one of these issues: that of the StarDesktop, which is now, as
many of you know, gone. Also gone is the ubiquitous "Star"
label in front of every component, so instead of StarWriter, it's now
called just Writer. Personally speaking, I kind of the uniformity of
StarThis and StarThat. But then, I appreciate things like
Bat-Anti-Shark-Repellent Spray, so you know where my priorities lie.
But don't be fooled into thinking that this means that StarOffice
has dramatically changed its underlying structure. StarOffice is still
not a true suite of applications. This is still one big binary
pretending to be a suite of separate applications. It does a
great job pretending, mind you, to the point that if Sun could
ever figure out how to reduce the resource problems, no one is really
going to care if StarOffice takes up one binary or 212.
But that resource problem is still there, so the monster binary is
still a concern. For instance, StarOffice was taking up five threads
on my machine and about 64 Mb of system resources to open a 30-page
Writer document. Opening other document types, such as an Impress
slide show, just spawns another window from the same central binary
and eats up more resources.
Others have commented that the speed of this new beta is faster
than earlier versions. I think it is, too--but only to a
point. Initially loading the StarOffice application, no matter which
document type you're opening, still takes quite a while, and I saw no
negligible differences between this procedure in StarOffices 5.2 and
6.0. I did, however, notice a significant speed increase in the
functions of the application itself. Windows popped open much faster,
menus snapped into place very quickly, and documents opened from
within a running component of StarOffice came up nice and fast. In
this respect, Sun has lent some much-needed speed to this application.
Other improvements for the application as a whole include a much
faster installation routine than 5.2, and some nice goodies that you
can install in the Optional Module path, including full KDE, GNOME,
and CDE integration. There were also a lot of useful graphics filters
and (in what I thought was a nice touch) an included Java Runtime
Environment package that will install JRE 1.3.1 if you desire it.
But how well does the Writer component stack up to StarWriter 5.2
and the rest of the word processor offerings?
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